Tuesday, October 04, 2005

For you vegetarians

If you are a vegetarian, do not read on:

If I am depressed, I guess I eat a big mac. If I am happy, I eat sushi.

I am happy, I ate sushi.

I ate sashimi from a STILL LIVING FISH. It came out with Sashimi on the fish, I thought "Oh that is messed, we get to see where it came from." They put it down, and the fish starts BREATHING. It lived throughout the entire meal. Occasionally freaking out a little and looking at us. It was totally messed up and very very cool. Albeit wrong, very very wrong. When you are done, they make it into Miso soup which they serve you later.

11 comments:

Smiranda said...

That is so messed up, Matt. I hope you tell all the people over there that.

Nick (the tricky one) said...

No that is one of the coolest things i have ever heard of. I would eat off a still living fish in a heartbeat. Dont listen to Miranda, shes secretly working for PETA

Matthew K Warner said...

Yeah, I thought you would like that Nick. I have been telling my classes about it. The consensus is that they would not eat a still living fish. But I think Miranda would eat it when she saw clearly VERY super freash Sashimi dropped on her table.

Daryl said...

Can't get any more fresh than still living :)

Smiranda said...

You know what Nick? Shut up. I do not work for PETA dammit. Those people are screwier than eating a live fish. Which is pretty screwy. And screw you Matt! It's a live fish! That's like... so cruel! And Daryl! Well... I guess you haven't said anything too offensive. You're ok.

javajake said...

I have a few things to say that should settle this little matter:

1. This is the coolest thing done on this blog so far

2. Miranda, we all know your working for PETA, time to just fess up.

3. Dude, that sooooo cool, it's alive!!!

4. Now you need to eat sushi off of a girl.

Old Math said...

Have you ever had live monkey brains? Give it a try!

Jared Seehafer said...

Didn't The Temple of Doom prove that chilled monkey brains is where its at?

Matthew K Warner said...

Wow, this blog is getting popular when you talk about animal torture! Well the consesus with my class is that they would not eat a still living fish. Also now all my classes think I am somewhat of a sicko.

That is good really, makes them act right

UNKA said...

I do not believe that old math ever ate monkey brains.

Anonymous said...

I can assure you that Old Math, so far from eating monkey brains, has not eaten fish or seafood, let alone super-fresh sashimi. In fact, he would be more likely to eat monkey brains than fish!